Why do crabs pinch people?

Why are our tongues pink and the Gruffalo's is black?

Why is your jumper green?

Where does dirt come from?

Where do bananas come from?

Why don't people have much hair?

Why don't cats eat bananas?

Lizzie's Jokes

Q: How many cats can you fit in a mouse?

A: Lots, if you use a banana

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Q: How many Kangaroos can you fit in a crisp packet?

A: Lots

Where do beans come from?

Robots

What are little robots for?

What are big robots for?

Do cats sometimes eat spiders?

What do flies eat?

What do bugs eat?

Do animals talk?

What are bogeys for?